Jan
15
“Big Slobbery Dogs”
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In my past life as a lumberjack
I used to have short hair, wear lots of flannel,
love hockey and even date women.
I recently married a great girl who loves
tall hairy men with oral fixations, and would
prefer big slobbery dogs in lieu of children.
I of course would prefer cows or some other creatures
that are constantly dirty, shedding and some times smelly.
But she loves big slobbery dogs!!
The bigger and more slobbery the better.
For the record, I prefer kitties over dogs.
-Scott in Pennsylvania (search Phrase: “big slobbery dogs”)